You Should Get AIDS and Die, You Pig... and Drink Rockstar

Published May 6, 2009 at 6:00 p.m.

"You want me to tell you what makes me sick? When I see two puffy white males kissing each other, I want to puke. When I see two women kissing each other, on the lips, as lovers, I want to vomit."

But it's not just the queers who choke on his (surprisingly entertaining) venom. Anti-war activists, Obama, the conscientious, people with dark skin, or anyone left-of center get slammed on his show on a daily basis.

And while he's suddenly turned into a proponent of free speech (something he aggressively loathed during the Bush era), you too are being asked to use you constitutional rights by not purchasing his upper soft drink. We stopped drinking the stuff ever since a cop pulled us over, mistaking the sugar-free can for beer. But for those of you do-gooders who swill the crap-tasting brew, you might want to think twice before popping open a can.

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